You know, when you re born with a name like Lunt D!delstr!m,

You know, when you re born with a name like Lunt D!delstr!m, you just have to take what life sends to you. And not unlike Johnny Cash s celebrated A Boy Named Sue, there s a certain thick skin that grows around such a man. Just check out that skewed smile on the right. Poignant, isn t it! On the other hand, Providence saw fit to make it up to Lunt from the outset, because if you allow your eyes to wander down his torso a little ways, as we re sure you already have, you pigs, you ll see that Mr. D!delstr!m p!re, as it were, passed on a lot more to his son than just a weird ass name. Life has its balancing act.