It goes without saying being locked up is a bitch. Being stu

It goes without saying being locked up is a bitch. Being stuck in a cell with a horny man is a bigger bitch... And the biggest bitch usually ends up being the White Boy. Poor Osiris has called for a guard over and over, but to no avail. His cellie -- Deep Dicc -- is sitting on the toilet, stroking off to a jerk rag. Osiris knows the magazine wont be enough for the well-endowed, uncut thug, and sure enough, Deep Dicc is pestering him for some action. But Im not gay! Osiris cries out. But we all know it doesnt matter. Its time for Deep Dicc to establish whos the Barn Boss, and he does so by giving Osiris a size 11 poop chute. Afterwards, its nap time for Deep Dicc as Osiris tidies up the cell.