Lets face it. If youre a white boy, and youre not some hulki

Lets face it. If youre a white boy, and youre not some hulking bad ass dude who can take care of himself, chances are when youre tossed into a holding cell with horny blacks dude as your cellie, hes gonna make you his bitch. Weve heard it before, and weve seen it before. Its about to go down again. Poor Ares. Tossed into the hokie for a DUI. Simple, right! Just sleep it off and pay the fine in the morning. Problem 1: theres no correction officers anywhere to be found. Problem 2: Ares has a cellie, and he goes by the moniker Deepdicc, and Deep hasnt seen his girlfriend since getting locked up weeks ago. Im sure you know whos the Barn Boss today.